Get Roasted🔥
Boost your landing page’s impact with our expert landing page roast. Get the insights you need to turn visitors into customers, and leave your competition in the dust.
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What is a website roast?
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A landing page roast is a targeted analysis that humorously exposes your landing page's weaknesses while offering actionable insights for dramatic improvement. It's the ultimate SEO tune-up, helping you optimize for user experience and conversions. Get roasted by a pair of fresh eyes, boost your ranking, and watch your website sizzle!
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All we need from you to get started is your landing page URL.
From there we combine human and artificial intelligence (AI) to deliver a fast and powerful Roast Report.
Finally, a real-live human will record your feedback and deliver it to you in private video form in 7-business days or less.
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While we aspire to operate at a Ricky Gervais-level roast one day, all of our roasts are professional with a pinch of humor.
We know you have poured your heart and soul into your website, so we ensure each “roast” is full of constructive, and actionable feedback aimed to help your website improve and be its very best.
What’s in our roast?
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One 15-minute private, personalized video audit detailing what you’ve missed and how to fix it on one of your landing pages.
Why 15-minutes? Because that’s all the time you need to communicate the most-important insights.
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A PDF report with:
A summary of your landing page’s strengths and weaknesses
An analytical look at your design aesthetic, load speed, content quality & copywriting, conversion scares
Quick wins for your website that you can implement right away.
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Once we have received your URL, your website roast will be returned to you from our team in 7 business days or less.
Testimonials
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"...One of Rachael's notable achievements was the development and implementation of end-to-end customer journeys for multiple customer segments that ensured a personalized and seamless experience for customers…”
-Kyle Garvin, eMobility Leader
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"One of Rachael’s greatest strengths is her organizational prowess, and her ability to optimize internal and customer-facing processes significantly boosted satisfaction and retention."
-Jessica Savage, VP of Aftersales at Xos Trucks
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"...Rachael is a tactful professional that listens, asks great questions, leads her team through the project and follows up every time. All the while, driving measured performance that supported the organizations objectives..."
-Andy Curtin, Aftersales Leader at Hyundai
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"Rachael is without a doubt one of the most optimistic, solution focus, and driven professionals I have had the opportunity to work with. As CX Lead, Rachaell supported customers through challenging situations while taking their feedback and helping translate that into enhancements for the Xosphere fleet management SaaS platform.”
-Christopher Miles, Director of Digital Products at Xos Trucks
👋 Meet your roaster…
Hi, I'm Rachael! I’m an expert in I/O Psychology, Search Engine Optimization (SEO), and Customer Experience (UX) Design.
With over a decade of experience, I've had the privilege of managing enterprise client relationships with renowned companies like Amazon, FedEx, and UPS. As a former Sr. Director of CX, I've helped design groundbreaking SaaS solutions that provide exceptional user experiences.
Optimizing your digital presence for success is my passion. In your roast, I’ll provide honest and actionable feedback, helping you to enhance your website's digital user experience and drive increased conversions and user engagement.
I’ll provide constructive feedback to help you take your website to the next level. Your success is my success, and I'm here to tell it like it is so that your website can reach its full potential.
Let's work together to make your website a powerful tool for driving growth and success.